SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
- Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
- Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
- Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
- Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
- Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
- Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
- The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
- Harry Potter fandom: CRAP, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
- Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!
- Downton Abbey fandom: *rings for tea*