May 2013
the-stench-of-that-impala:
I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
an open letter to yahoo
dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes:
deanisanactualprincess:
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
and get rid of ask and post limit
Please
don’t
make
us
use
THE PUPPY DOG EYES
marypoppinthatpussy:
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
tears-pain-and-gay:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
astudyintimelords:
OMG WAIT BUT THAT MEANS THAT THE SNOWMEN CLARA KNEW THE DOCTOR
SHE KNEW THE TARDIS WOULD BE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, SO SHE SAID
JUST FOR FUNSIES TO MESS WITH THE DOCTOR
every-loki-lies:
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
3 tags
Saw the Queen today :D
So I went into London with Olivia to take her to Camden for her birthday and it was an awesome day. :’3
AND ON THE COACH ON THE WAY BACK TO UNI WE SAW THE FUCKING QUEEN AND WE FLAILED AND SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND FLAWLESSSSSSS.
But I’ve been walking all day and I feel like my bones are about to snap so off to bed I go.
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
danssmith:
Matt can go from this
to this
in 0.05 seconds and this is why i have trust issues you little fucking shit.
awkwardvagina:
have you ever just cried because you’re you
mrcraabs:
i annoy like 50% of people and bore the other 50%
phione:
if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
seriouslyoccasional:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
don’t do this
izzetheking:
How do i kill someone without looking rude
me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet
windicuffs-tier:
windicuffs-tier:
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
spoken-not-written:
misspaperlilies:
it really bothers me when people post things that are along the lines of
‘why don’t you stop posting cat gifs and pictures of Doctor Who for a second and read/reblog this really important post about blah’. It’s tumblr. People can read/reblog whatever they want to.
BLEAURGH
‘This should have more notes’
suck a fuck
suck a fuck
