omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
fun fact: in Australia we don’t have money. When we want to buy something we exchange it with vegemite.
Never forget the vegimite recession of ‘05
that was a dark time in Australian history. I remember how my father left to hunt for more vegemite and never came back…
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
Be a selfish bitch.
Don’t feel bad for going after what you want.
Do that shit on your own fucking terms.
Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down.
Wear what you want.
Do what you want.
Worry about yourself being good before anyone else.
Live life to the fucking fullest.
You run you.
You paint your own damn masterpiece.
Never fucking forget that.